A tired sailor was walking on the street in the evening. He wanted to find a hotel to rest. But he always failed to do it. Finally, he got into a hotel in which the owner told him:"there is just a room with a double bed left, but a guy has already slept on the double bed. and he is glad to split the cost. but to tell u the truth:the guy always snores so badly that the people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past"
'No problem, I will take it" said the sailor.
The next morning, the sailor went downstair to breakfast, bright-eyed and good-energied.
"how did u sleep?" asked the owner.
"never better!" answered the sailor.
the owner got astonished:"how did you manage it then?"
the sailor answered:"oh, it was easy. when I came into the room, he had been in bed, snoring loudly. I went to him, giving him a kiss on his cheek, and said:"goodnight my beautiful sweetie!", and he sat up, watching me all night."