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snoring guy

Postby RedRose » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:58 pm

A tired sailor was walking on the street in the evening. He wanted to find a hotel to rest. But he always failed to do it. Finally, he got into a hotel in which the owner told him:"there is just a room with a double bed left, but a guy has already slept on the double bed. and he is glad to split the cost. but to tell u the truth:the guy always snores so badly that the people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past"

'No problem, I will take it" said the sailor.

The next morning, the sailor went downstair to breakfast, bright-eyed and good-energied.

"how did u sleep?" asked the owner.
"never better!" answered the sailor.
the owner got astonished:"how did you manage it then?"
the sailor answered:"oh, it was easy. when I came into the room, he had been in bed, snoring loudly. I went to him, giving him a kiss on his cheek, and said:"goodnight my beautiful sweetie!", and he sat up, watching me all night."

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Postby Dixie » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:04 pm

Haahahaha good idea!!!!!

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Re: snoring guy

Postby sweethuman » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:51 am

He knew the secrets of the married life :lol: :lol:

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