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For smokers...

Postby frengo » Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:38 pm

It's raining.
At the bus stop, an old woman is getting very annoyed: she bumps one feet to the ground, moves nervously, and so on...
One young girl asks her: "What's the matter, grandma?"
- Grandma: "I would like so much a cigarette, but it's raining, and I have left my umbrella at home!"
- Girl (trying to remain serious): "Why don't you try by putting a condom on the cigarette?"
- Grandma: "What is a condom?"
- Girl: it's a thin rubber covering, you can buy it at a chemist's... (runs away, now badly laughing...)
The old woman enters the chemist's shop...
"I would like to buy a condom..."
"Which size, madam?"
"One that fits a Camel..."

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Postby Dixie » Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:16 pm

hahaahahahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh I am trying to imagine the pharmacist's face!!!! :twisted:

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Re: For smokers...

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:20 am

Hahaha. I am sure the pharmacist would have offered her a parachute :lol: :lol:

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