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Postby frengo » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:09 pm

A man marries a deaf girl.
He mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast.
In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No"

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John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say F u c k you, and she says: F u c k you too"

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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!

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Postby Asep » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:34 am

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

That's what I call a good joke, buddie!! :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

Sorry but I really can't help laughing at such a natural joke. Hehe.... :) :)

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Postby Dixie » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:27 am

I liked the one with the nuns :mrgreen:

The first one was good, too!

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Postby Asep » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:31 am

And it could've been a lot funnier if you had been one of those hundreds of nuns, Dixie. :) Sorry, kidding.... :)

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Postby Dixie » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:09 pm

Asep wrote:And it could've been a lot funnier if you had been one of those hundreds of nuns, Dixie. :) Sorry, kidding.... :)


yeah right... I just pictured myself dressed as a nun and running and the thought made me smile (not laugh, don't want to make everyone turn their heads towards me), thanks for that, Asep! Would you join me? Come on here's your dress!!!!

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Postby jonrey10 » Mon Jan 24, 2005 8:22 pm

I like the jokes... too funny indeed. :lol:
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Re: Warning: these are hot...

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:08 am

Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park :lol: :lol:


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