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Postby jonrey10 » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:45 pm

A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink when a
gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words
'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can have me for tonight."

So the White guy says "I love liver and cheese." She says "That's not good
enough."

The Black man says "I hate liver and cheese" She says "That's not
creative."

Finally, the Filipino says "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
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Postby Dixie » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:13 pm

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! That one was really good, too!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Postby jonrey10 » Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:14 pm

Thank you, Mi Amore!
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Postby Dixie » Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:12 pm

Hehehe!! no, thank YOU for sharing it with us! :D

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Postby jonrey10 » Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:24 pm

No problemo... Mi Amore!
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Postby Dixie » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:36 am

Hahahah I told this joke to my workmate yesterday :mrgreen: I think it's funny! :D

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Postby vennini » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:09 am

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
smile,smile,smile

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Re: DARE

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:52 am

hahaha


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