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Although ..., ...

Postby shokin » Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:06 am

A young elementary school teacher is teaching her school-boys/girls the use of the conjunction "although".

Wanting to evaluate the results of her efforts, she asks : "Who could invent me a sentence containing this conjunction ?"

All pupils raise the hand. She asks them.

Louis answers : Although my father is not a virtuoso, he interprets well some Mozart.
Marc : Although mom is not in the profession, she cultivates well our vegetables.
Albert : Although Joseph is invalid, he moves quickly.
Toto : Although all vaginas are humid, pricks don't rust.

Revolt from the teacher. Clout. Punishment. Note to parents. The following day, the punishment is done and the parents have answered, very unworthy.

Comes the school imspector who has a look at the teacher's notes.
- Do your pupils know the conjunction "although" ?
- Yes, Mr the inspector !
- I will see.
... and he asks the pupils.

Thomas : Although my house is small, we are six who lodge in.
Albert : Although Julie is intelligent, she cannot write without errors.
Julien : Although Christian drinks very much, he controls himself.

Comes the Toto's turn :
The teacher trembles but Toto answers :
- Although Earth is round, ...,
The teacher breathes out, relieved, when Toto go on :
- ... people are kissing in all corners.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Postby Dixie » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:03 am

:lol:

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Postby radu » Wed Apr 06, 2005 1:53 pm

"kissing"?
I knew this joke with smth else instead of "kissing"
:D

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Postby shokin » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:25 pm

radu wrote:"kissing"?
I knew this joke with smth else instead of "kissing"
:D


:lol:

how do you say in coarse words ?

:lol:

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Postby RedRose » Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:38 pm

maybe more perverted than kissing :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

anyway, Toto was really intelligent. :mrgreen: he would become a fantastic philanderer! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Although ..., ...

Postby sweethuman » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:42 am

:lol: :lol: Obviosly lovers like corners :lol:


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