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Movie magic

Postby Butler » Mon May 09, 2005 11:06 am

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I do? The guy sitting next to me is masturbating."
Her friend replied, "Don't do anything. Just ignore it."

The first girl said, "I can't."

Her friend, "Why can't you ignore it?"

The first one says, "Because he's using my hand!"

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Postby Dixie » Tue May 10, 2005 10:25 am

Ew.

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Postby RedRose » Tue May 10, 2005 10:54 am

hahaha! what a stupid girl!

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Postby ahile » Sun May 15, 2005 9:20 pm

It is a funny story to pass on to my friends! :lol:


Thanks Butler!


;)
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Postby Springautumn » Tue May 31, 2005 2:53 am

Is that true???

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Postby slashworld » Fri Jun 03, 2005 6:37 am

It sounds that the first girl would like to help the guy to finish the job. :mrgreen:

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Postby Butler » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:18 am

ahile wrote:It is a funny story to pass on to my friends! :lol:


Thanks Butler!


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Anytime...Vote Butler !! hehe

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Postby Dixie » Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:29 am

Butler wrote:Vote Butler !! hehe


:lol: :lol:

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Re: Movie magic

Postby sweethuman » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:30 am

Hmmm what a nice feeling butler. :-P


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