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Postby Butler » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:50 am

A married couple receive a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he's off down the pub. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the pub and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, "Why, are we going out together?" "No," he says. "I'm turning the heating off."

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Postby Dixie » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:46 am

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Where did you get those jokes from??

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Postby 123456 » Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:07 am

Dixie wrote::evil: :evil: :evil:

Where did you get those jokes from??


It's his life. He's the husband. Oh my god. What a BAD husband!! :P :roll:

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Postby Dixie » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:27 pm

Extremely bad :evil:

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Postby Butler » Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:05 pm

Dixie wrote:Extremely bad :evil:



Well if they are that bad then you do better...

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Postby Dixie » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:16 pm

Butler wrote:Well if they are that bad then you do better...


We were talking about you, dear teacher 8) :twisted: Anyway the husband in the joke was mean, don't you think so?

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Postby 123456 » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:00 am

Oh Butler is a teacher. It's amazing. Butler, what subject do u teach? Not teaching how to be a good husband? :lol: :D

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Postby Butler » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:03 am

Dixie wrote:
Butler wrote:Well if they are that bad then you do better...


We were talking about you, dear teacher 8) :twisted: Anyway the husband in the joke was mean, don't you think so?



Im sure there are meaner husbands in this world..

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Postby Butler » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:04 am

123456 wrote:Oh Butler is a teacher. It's amazing. Butler, what subject do u teach? Not teaching how to be a good husband? :lol: :D



I teach English to foreigners..I live in Slovakia now..but I am from Ireland.

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Postby Dixie » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:00 pm

123456 wrote:Oh Butler is a teacher. It's amazing. Butler, what subject do u teach? Not teaching how to be a good husband? :lol: :D


He's my personal teacher 8)

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Postby Butler » Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:23 pm

Dixie wrote:
123456 wrote:Oh Butler is a teacher. It's amazing. Butler, what subject do u teach? Not teaching how to be a good husband? :lol: :D


He's my personal teacher 8)



Believe me I COULD teach you some things..and I don't mean grammar !! :oops:

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Postby 123456 » Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:54 pm

Butler wrote:
Dixie wrote:
123456 wrote:Oh Butler is a teacher. It's amazing. Butler, what subject do u teach? Not teaching how to be a good husband? :lol: :D


He's my personal teacher 8)



Believe me I COULD teach you some things..and I don't mean grammar !! :oops:



oooohhhh, is this right Dixie? You have learned a lot of personal things from him, haven't u??? :lol: :roll:

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Postby Dixie » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:37 pm

Butler wrote:
Believe me I COULD teach you some things..and I don't mean grammar !! :oops:


Really? 8) Maybe you get the chance someday... :lol: I would be delighted!

Or maybe I could teach you some things too 8) :lol:

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Postby Dixie » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:41 pm

123456 wrote:
oooohhhh, is this right Dixie? You have learned a lot of personal things from him, haven't u??? :lol: :roll:


... And he's still learning lots of personal things from me... 8) Let's say we are learning from each other :lol:


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