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Christmas Jokes

Postby vince90 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:36 pm

Praying For Gifts


Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the
week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside
their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began
praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."

"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and
said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
:D :D

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Postby Dixie » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:42 pm

Hahahahahahaha I knew that joke... So funny! :D

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Postby vince90 » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:33 pm

Dixie wrote:Hahahahahahaha I knew that joke... So funny! :D


I know Dixie! It’s a simples joke but it made me laugh so much. Do you have any good one?

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Postby Dixie » Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:18 am

vince90 wrote:I know Dixie! It’s a simples joke but it made me laugh so much. Do you have any good one?


No, I have a tendency to forget jokes :roll:

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Postby natsu0713 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:22 am

this joke is really good.

I can't do nothing but burst out laughing loudly.

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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby sweethuman » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:12 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: How clever


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