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Postby Oriani » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:22 am

I

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

II

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

PS: You can use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

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Postby Oriani » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:24 am

III

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"


IV

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please! :arrow:

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Postby babara » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:01 am

"I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

I agree with doctor! :lol:

Nice joke! Dear :lol: :lol:

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Postby heart » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:59 am

:lol:

:lol:

nice ..
I send it to my friend (sms)..
ThAnK U

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Postby Oriani » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:38 pm

Hahaha yes!!! :lol:

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Postby Dhvanesh » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:51 pm

Third one is very nice joke.

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Postby (((Edu))) » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:53 pm

Number III is the best one.

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Postby mr_Love » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:26 pm

hahaha

i like that one about the Fingure

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Postby rivulet » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:44 am

III so..confusing :D

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Postby Bambang » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:01 am

I like all.

Thanks.

Keep posting honey.

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Postby **Elena** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:36 am

I'd like to add a few :wink:

How amazing - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
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Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, you realize that you are getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
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Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

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Postby Bambang » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:47 pm

Interesting dear Helena.

Hope you are not one of the girls.

Keep posting other jokes !!!

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Postby Dixie » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:26 pm

**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:

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Postby Hardi » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:48 pm

Dixie wrote:
**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:
Maybe it's true, because I didn't go to college and no one haven't catch me. I didn't need to develop my mind since I was already enough mental to not to be caught by most horrible and.... no need the college education for that.

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Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:27 am

Hardi wrote:
Dixie wrote:
**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:
Maybe it's true, because I didn't go to college and no one haven't catch me. I didn't need to develop my mind since I was already enough mental to not to be caught by most horrible and.... no need the college education for that.

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Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:29 am

Because nobody wants to catch you dude.

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Re: Short Jokes

Postby Behrooz » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:36 am

Oriani wrote:I

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

II

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

PS: You can use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

whats the meaning of having a second opinion,i mean why does the patient ask for it?

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Postby Behrooz » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:51 am

Hardi wrote:
Dixie wrote:
**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:
Maybe it's true, because I didn't go to college and no one haven't catch me. I didn't need to develop my mind since I was already enough mental to not to be caught by most horrible and.... no need the college education for that.

dont get mad at me but maybe its not possible for u to be caught!

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Postby **Elena** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:58 am

A man speaks frantically into the phone,"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!

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Postby **Elena** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:25 am

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Frantically speaking : hope not.

Postby Bambang » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:53 pm

**Elena** wrote:A man speaks frantically into the phone,"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!


Ha ha ha ha ...

Is that your husband, my dear?

Frantically speaking, uncle hopes not.


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