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**Elena**
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Postby **Elena** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:45 am

* Lost Wife*


The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?" she asks.


"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."


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Postby **Elena** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:18 am

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone....

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Postby Bambang » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:04 am

Dear Elena,

You are getting funnier and funnier.

Keep posting :!: :wink:

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Postby kovrov » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:37 am

Dear Elena, you make my life better :D

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Postby **Elena** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:31 am

kovrov wrote:Dear Elena, you make my life better :D

Oh! Thats so wonderful!

**A newly wed girl**
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
As expected she gave a speech:
My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", then she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child ?" asked the patriarch of the family "What I mean that's: Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account. Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!" :wink:

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Postby Bambang » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:02 pm

Cool

:lol:

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Postby Krisi » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:54 am

All great!!! Image......

delighted to visit here...Image.....thanks for the jokes...Image

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Postby Krisi » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:13 am

**Elena** wrote:Image

but, this is hair-raising!!!...Image... where'd you get this?

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Postby **Elena** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:56 am

Krisi! Keep laughing!
Will try to find something else :wink:

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Postby Oriani » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 pm

. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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Postby marvine » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:35 am

very funny
i like this kind of jokes
the more, the better.
thanks

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Postby trungkienb » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:34 am

I like III. nice joke. you did a good job :lol:

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Re: Short Jokes

Postby Oriani » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:15 pm

Well, thanks. I am not good telling jokes...

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Re: Short Jokes

Postby sweetcurse » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:18 pm

These are so funny!!I laughed a lot :D :D :D :D

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Re: Short Jokes

Postby chance » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:12 am

i don't know how can i understand........


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