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Postby **Elena** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:36 am

I'd like to add a few :wink:

How amazing - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
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Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, you realize that you are getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
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Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

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Postby Bambang » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:47 pm

Interesting dear Helena.

Hope you are not one of the girls.

Keep posting other jokes !!!

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Postby Dixie » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:26 pm

**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:

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Postby Hardi » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:48 pm

Dixie wrote:
**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:
Maybe it's true, because I didn't go to college and no one haven't catch me. I didn't need to develop my mind since I was already enough mental to not to be caught by most horrible and.... no need the college education for that.

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Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:27 am

Hardi wrote:
Dixie wrote:
**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:
Maybe it's true, because I didn't go to college and no one haven't catch me. I didn't need to develop my mind since I was already enough mental to not to be caught by most horrible and.... no need the college education for that.

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Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:29 am

Because nobody wants to catch you dude.

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Postby Behrooz » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:36 am

Oriani wrote:I

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

II

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

PS: You can use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

whats the meaning of having a second opinion,i mean why does the patient ask for it?

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Postby Behrooz » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:51 am

Hardi wrote:
Dixie wrote:
**Elena** wrote:Boys go to college to develop their mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.


That's not funny :roll:
Maybe it's true, because I didn't go to college and no one haven't catch me. I didn't need to develop my mind since I was already enough mental to not to be caught by most horrible and.... no need the college education for that.

dont get mad at me but maybe its not possible for u to be caught!

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Postby **Elena** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:58 am

A man speaks frantically into the phone,"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!

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Postby **Elena** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:25 am

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Frantically speaking : hope not.

Postby Bambang » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:53 pm

**Elena** wrote:A man speaks frantically into the phone,"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!


Ha ha ha ha ...

Is that your husband, my dear?

Frantically speaking, uncle hopes not.

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Postby **Elena** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:45 am

* Lost Wife*


The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?" she asks.


"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."


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Postby **Elena** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:18 am

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone....

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Postby Bambang » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:04 am

Dear Elena,

You are getting funnier and funnier.

Keep posting :!: :wink:

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Postby kovrov » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:37 am

Dear Elena, you make my life better :D

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Postby **Elena** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:31 am

kovrov wrote:Dear Elena, you make my life better :D

Oh! Thats so wonderful!

**A newly wed girl**
A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
As expected she gave a speech:
My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family", then she said "Firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child ?" asked the patriarch of the family "What I mean that's: Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account. Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I'm here just to entertain your son!" :wink:

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Postby Bambang » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:02 pm

Cool

:lol:

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Postby Krisi » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:54 am

All great!!! Image......

delighted to visit here...Image.....thanks for the jokes...Image

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Postby Krisi » Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:13 am

**Elena** wrote:Image

but, this is hair-raising!!!...Image... where'd you get this?

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Postby **Elena** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:56 am

Krisi! Keep laughing!
Will try to find something else :wink:

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Postby Oriani » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 pm

. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!


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