Short Jokes

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Oriani
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Postby Oriani » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 pm

. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

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marvine
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Postby marvine » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:35 am

very funny
i like this kind of jokes
the more, the better.
thanks

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Postby trungkienb » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:34 am

I like III. nice joke. you did a good job :lol:

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Oriani
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Re: Short Jokes

Postby Oriani » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:15 pm

Well, thanks. I am not good telling jokes...

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Re: Short Jokes

Postby sweetcurse » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:18 pm

These are so funny!!I laughed a lot :D :D :D :D

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Re: Short Jokes

Postby chance » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:12 am

i don't know how can i understand........


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