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Postby Solitaire » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:58 pm

Hi, everyone. I hope this joke is not a repost. Enjoy...

Lee Sum Wan: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Sori: Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr. Sori: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: I’m Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Mr Sori: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn’t an urgent matter!

You may find this hilarious but I dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr. Sori: I’m Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and I dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I’m Sori! I’m Sori!! I’m SORI!!!
You didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told u before I’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!!
You better be careful, my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company.
He is Noe Buddy! gt;>

Mr Sori: Oh I’m so scared (sarcastically). Look I dont care about ur Uncle he's a nobody.
Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori: Like I said I dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan: Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori: I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think I do!?

Look I got work to do and if I’m feeling mischievious. I'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying, "Attention, someone called and said that anyone’s brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and!
No one was sent to the hospital.
But everyone is going to the hospital anyways.
The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody.

"how bout that!? Toot....Toot....Toot.................

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Postby **Elena** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:02 am

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Postby Solitaire » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:22 am

Elena, I'm Saw Ree.
You have posted the joke before.
Hope Avery Wan in Moscow is doing OK.
(Btw, you sent a lot of jokes. You remind me of a movie titled, "From Russia with Laugh".
Oops, "From Russia with Love"
(We here in Indonesia commonly pronounciate "love" as "laugh).

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Postby =Ahmad= » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A good joke. Very funny.

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