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1+1=3??? Hope you like it.

Postby chemman » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:29 am

What case that 1+1=3?
Ans: If the answer is wrong.

Guess a English scentence:
AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBAAAABBBAABBABABAB.
Ans: Long time no see(C).

Mum: Son, you watch TV again.
Son: I am not watching Tv.
Mum: Fine, what are you doing now?
Son: I am checking TV programme if wrong.

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Re: 1+1=3??? Hope you like it.

Postby Krisi » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:56 am

chemman wrote:What case that 1+1=3?
Ans: If the answer is wrong.

Guess a English scentence:
AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBAAAABBBAABBABABAB.
Ans: Long time no see(C).

Mum: Son, you watch TV again.
Son: I am not watching Tv.
Mum: Fine, what are you doing now?
Son: I am checking TV programme if wrong.


I'm very sorry, I can't understand your second joke, chemman. I can't even smile. Please explain it to me.

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Postby Bambang » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:04 am

I didn't get the funny things, either.

Need more explaination, please.
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Postby Ms.A.Z » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:43 pm

me 3 :shock: :roll:

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Postby Bambang » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:44 pm

Ms.A.Z wrote:me 3 :shock: :roll:


me 4. :lol:

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Re: 1+1=3??? Hope you like it.

Postby Camellia » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:39 am

Hey, your joke is very interesting. I like it.
So, I want to give you another joke, could you tell me what thing only cat has? Waiting your reply.

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Postby Bambang » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:42 am

Camellia wrote:Hey, your joke is very interesting. I like it.
So, I want to give you another joke, could you tell me what thing only cat has? Waiting your reply.


Is it the "meowing"?
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Postby Camellia » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:41 am

I think that it is a possible answer, even it is not my answer. IoI
I love funny quizzes
Would you want to break your head with some another quizzes???
1. Which duck go by two feet?
2. If a zoo was fire, which "animal" run out first?
3. Which thing has a same size with an elephant but no weight?
4. Mary's father has 5 daughters. Their name are: Nini, Nana, Nunu, Nana. So, what is the last daughter name?
5. Red crab and Green crab which one runs faster?
I 'm happy for waiting all your answer

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Postby Bambang » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:36 am

[quote="Camellia"]I think that it is a possible answer, even it is not my answer. IoI
I love funny quizzes
Would you want to break your head with some another quizzes???

2. If a zoo was fire, which "animal" run out first? firefly

4. Mary's father has 5 daughters. Their name are: Nini, Nana, Nunu, Nana. So, what is the last daughter name? Mary

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Postby Camellia » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:03 am

The forth answer is correct, lol.

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Postby nevil » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:12 am

chemman wrote:What case that 1+1=3?
Ans: If the answer is wrong.

Guess a English scentence:
AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBAAAABBBAABBABABAB.
Ans: Long time no see(C).

Mum: Son, you watch TV again.
Son: I am not watching Tv.
Mum: Fine, what are you doing now?
Son: I am checking TV programme if wrong.


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Postby sweetcurse » Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:24 pm

Mary's father has 5 daughters. Their name are: Nini, Nana, Nunu, Nana. So, what is the last daughter name? Mary

There is same joke in turkish,too :D
When i realised the joke i was shocked :D

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Postby Wong » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:13 am

Camellia wrote:I think that it is a possible answer, even it is not my answer. IoI
I love funny quizzes
Would you want to break your head with some another quizzes???
2. If a zoo was fire, which "animal" run out first?

HUMAN

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Postby MChuc » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:29 am

tresabenny wrote:
bambang wrote:I didn't get the funny things, either.

Need more explaination, please.

:roll:

Guess a English sentence:
AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBAAAABBBAABBABABAB.
Ans: Long time no see(C).

This sentence is too long with A & B letter without C letter. So the ans is long time no C the same sound with "Long time no see". This make them funny, right?

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Postby Bambang » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:47 am

MChuc wrote:
tresabenny wrote:
bambang wrote:I didn't get the funny things, either.

Need more explaination, please.

:roll:

Guess a English sentence:
AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBAAAABBBAABBABABAB.
Ans: Long time no see(C).

This sentence is too long with A & B letter without C letter. So the ans is long time no C the same sound with "Long time no see". This make them funny, right?



Aha.. It's funny now. Nice try.
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Postby sultan » Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:44 am

nice try bro


it is a wonderful topic.

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Postby shakespear » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:40 am

Hi Camellia.Could you give me the answer ?good luck.
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Re: 1+1=3??? Hope you like it.

Postby fan » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:49 am

seen before...but i think the third is quite funny ...when i saw it ar first..


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