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Short jokes...

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:03 pm
by angeleyez
Here some short and funny Jokes {-:

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:48 am
by Annaa
[quote="angeleyez"]Here some short and funny Jokes {-:

__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

I like this a lot,I have heard it before but still when I read it makes me laugh :lol: :lol: .

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:30 pm
by angeleyez
heheh... yeah..

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:51 am
by Krisi
angeleyez wrote: A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
:lol: :lol: :lol: funniest!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I had a hard time figuring it out!!! :shock: :!!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :geek:

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:21 am
by denvinbo
angeleyez wrote:Here some short and funny Jokes {-:

__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

__________________________
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

__________________________
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

__________________________
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

__________________________
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:20 pm
by sweetmaria
I like them.. really good..

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:57 pm
by angeleyez
I'm happy, cuz U all like it {-: {-: :mrgreen:

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:09 pm
by Lock
a boy and a girl in a bed
girl:
- I must be honest with you. I have a boyfriend.
Boy:
- No problem baby. I also have a boyfriend.

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:24 am
by hanoniks
that's nice jokes :lol:

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:48 pm
by elianna
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ~?
The bucket.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:36 pm
by ichatfilipina
nice taxi joke

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:55 pm
by Curious
This is one of my favourite jokes:

At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:57 am
by abnerjack
Really so interesting..................

funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:04 am
by aaronmark
it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:00 am
by AdinWilliam
angeleyez wrote: __________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

__________________________
This one was mind blowing. :lol: :lol:

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:45 am
by samparker
hahah all are nice jokes

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:25 am
by Andreswright
@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 pm
by reindeer
Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2016 7:30 am
by Krisi
At Home

mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.

:~: Image Image Image

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:30 am
by JamesGoblin
Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:

A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"

She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:40 am
by Krisi
that's good!
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Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 1:34 pm
by Mrdaudiqbal
very funny

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 12:00 pm
by ckunnath
Very funny!

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:08 pm
by Mrdaudiqbal
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

The wife responds: “That’s because we have to tell you everything twice”

Re: Short jokes...

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:09 pm
by Mrdaudiqbal
“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.

“Yes, just like you said, doc.”

“And is the bronchitis gone now?”

“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”