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ichatfilipina
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Re: Short jokes...

Postby ichatfilipina » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:36 pm

nice taxi joke

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Curious » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:55 pm

This is one of my favourite jokes:

At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby abnerjack » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:57 am

Really so interesting..................

funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby aaronmark » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:04 am

it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby AdinWilliam » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:00 am

angeleyez wrote:__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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This one was mind blowing. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby samparker » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:45 am

hahah all are nice jokes

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Andreswright » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:25 am

@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby reindeer » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 pm

Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Krisi » Sat Feb 06, 2016 7:30 am

At Home

mother: How are you all doing in school, children?
child1: I'm first in English.
child2: I'm first in History
child3: I'm first in the street when the bell rings.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby JamesGoblin » Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:30 am

Short and funny jokes? This one is certainly short:

A policeman stops the car and asks the blonde driver: "Are your signal lights on?"

She looks through the window, and answers: "They are on...off...on...off...".
My name is Goblin. James Goblin.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Krisi » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:40 am

that's good!
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