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how to commit suicide correctly

Postby Admiral » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:42 am

Time:
Most of the suicides happen around Chrismas, but that's too old fashioned because there are a lot of other dates. For example the marrying day of one's parents. He can be sure that it won't be celebrated again.

Place:
At home is stupid, because most of the accidents happen here. For one makes a great effort and at the end it won't be noticed. The police only have to find a ladder and a curtain rod, yet the brain on the wall will be counted as an accident, and the gun in one's hand as coincidence. Quotation from a police report: Apparently in the mood to hang up the curtain, the victim slid off the ladder and died in spite of his trying to cling to a gun lying casually beside him.
If you choose a place for your suicide, then please also think of others. Especially of those whom you want to take on a ride of.

Farewell letter:
Don't wait until the last day, but keep sending it away earlier. Therefore, before the time of the suicide. Best is some years earlier. Just think of the increasing postage, and what amount of money could be saved. Moreover it's good to send away this letter earlier, because then one will be in a little pressure. A good farewell letter does'nt have to be very long. Noone will read more than one page, anyway. Leave at short and succinct blames. Use conventional names. Such as: "Tom is to blame". A Tom is certainly around you. Never use names like Augustin or Borrodin- people with this name don't have conscience, or have commited suicide anyway.

Method/Weapon:
Rope: Unimaginative, besides one have to spral out his tongue and that looks absurd.
Tabletts: Generally ok, but one has to use the right ones. An overdose of Garlic Tabletts is good in times of heavy wind. One goes into a train and waits till he will be beaten dead.
Car waste gas: Unusable on the today's cars with high technology filters. A cigarette is more recommended.
To jump in front of a train: Not stylish. Besides there are a lot of cigaretts and colacans on the line, one can fastly get a blood poisoning.
To drive against somewhere with the car: Stylish but unsure. Today there are airbags and electronical stability controls. Use an oldie, but that's too expensive. And all in all, the worst point in suicide with cars is that nobody believes in you afterwards.
See Queen Diana.

Cry for help:
There is nothing more submissive than a warcry at the suicide. Everybody thinks that people should be consequent and should have thought about it carefully.

Or one can search for somebody one hates very much, show him his new shining knife, to have his fingerprint on it, and put the knife between the doorframe and the back.
This somebody should try to explain it to the police.

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Postby MissLT » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:50 am

I'm torn between the decision of whether I should laugh or shake my head in disbelief. :o

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Postby Unknownsu » Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:36 pm

Wow, this is amazing! A guide to committing suicide correctly! Wonderful! Why isn't this a sticky topic?

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Postby Admiral » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:40 am

because the chance will be higher that someone really follows these instructions, if more people read it.

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Postby MissLT » Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:45 am

This is wrong! I had a friend who committed suicide. This is not something to joke about.

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Postby Admiral » Sun Dec 18, 2005 8:52 am

I believe that people who want to commit suicide could think that this is really stupid if they read this.

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Postby MissLT » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:56 pm

Admiral wrote:I believe that people who want to commit suicide could think that this is really stupid if they read this.

When you had a friend who wanted to commit suicide even though that person had gone to therapy, had friends's and family's support, etc. then you'd know how serious the problem was. I wonder if those people who commit suicide cared if they were being stupid to have that idea. I wonder if they cared to not commit suicide because everyone thought it was a stupid idea. I wonder.......

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On suicide...OH I have much experience...lol

Postby tikay » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:05 pm

Oh just let me add to the sticky-ness today, I cant cannot help myself....FIRST OF ALL...SUICIDE IS AS SELFISH and unkind as any other act of anger on/in the earthly life...and we all get angry some of us really VERY very angry at times at injustices....the person (like myself:in the past) who attempts to leave the earth by suicide is not someone noble and to be respected although they usually think they are very Noble...and being full with FOOLISH PRIDE they make certain haste to go to a better place...Heaven...and home to us all...the great source...what have you...they take early leave from a life they have asked for
when there are so many other things to do....to heal wounds
(or if they believe that they believe, in a so called hell, they take their chances and thus they are really quite stupid along with being truly shelfish)
... which they do to leave behind anyone who actually did care what happened to them/ the people who would liked to have been able to help them find happiness.

I know from experience because that was me. I took far too much acid (LSD) in my youth...it caused massive hallucinations of parrellel worlds...one of the most recurring being a battle of armegeddeon of which I was quite a major player ( be certain...ego death follows) the spiritual warfare began...i slayed countless demons with my amazing wealth of intelligence in quantum physics...and these facts of the laws of spirit were merely lessons glomed form the universal codex...I channelled the texts of the laws of the universes to win these battles...demons are not too terribly clever...
anyway I am off the point...I am still here and having gestured that I would leave the earthy plane I decided to stay because I was being ridiculous...Anyone who studies the esoteric learns in time that we ALL WANT TO BE HERE we all wanted to come here for these challanges and to leave is cowardly and terribly in effective for...having gone home you eventually become bored with all BEAUTY... you will ask once you are there and tired of heaven to return to the game again...I can assure you, from experience! LOL
and I am sure that the subject is sensitive to people who do not consider it with much weight but when you think about it really what is not made to be humorous at times in the world today...is anything really exempt from finding some comedy within?
(some of us are tired of crying)
I landed myself in the mental ward for my exploring with drugs in my youth... not once but eight times....
(watch "girl interrupted"...and "beautiful mind" and "the game"...and "butterfly effect" and "gothika" and "in america" and "the professional" and "hideous kinky"...to see a bit of how the subject appilies to my life
and thanks for the memories
...suicide...is an incredibly funny subject...for me and I have been there!
I laughed out loud ...thanks Admiral............life is :wink: crazy!
Hope that was not too heavy for some...peace!

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Just one more thing...

Postby tikay » Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:20 pm

When after my seventh attempt to end all evil in the earths atmosphere...i found myself at a gathering (in Kona Hawaii) down the road from my home...and there sat the Dalai lama looking up at me (Thanksgiving Feast...Stupa blessing day) on Keei road...cant recall the date.........he looked up at me and told me to stay................so i have not since tried to leave...and twenty or so years later....He was right! I AM
nam myo ho ren ge kho....
PLEASE STAY>>>><<<<JUST STAY!
LOVEtracey

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Postby Golfygirl » Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:42 am

That is terrible :cry: How could you have put so much thought into that subject :?: I already viewed some of your other writings and this one is definitely on the flip side. Oh my goodness :shock:
I guess I will say thanks for your openess. Hopefully it will help someone in that situation.

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Postby Admiral » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:26 pm

yes, just stay, also here

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Postby tikay » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:47 am

When i took the lsd as an eighteen year old I had very many issues with bad parts of my childhood...and no thearapy yet so the hallucinations took on a sinister and other-worldly nuance, I suppose. It was very dangerous to me. I could not sleep at all or eat at all, nothing for two months and I was caught in a very strange world, between reality and science fiction...as i have indicated...let this be a warning to those who may go to similar places...you will never be the same. I did not know, for example that(i was tracey)...trying to stick all those butcher knives into my stomach. I was just exausted with fighting in the war. I was a spiritual warrior, deciding to go to the other rhelms. Needless to say the knives would not pierce my flesh because I held like 8 of them each one was deflecting the other, and being an athlete ...who had not eaten in 2 months, my belly was rock solid.
I was not in my right mind. :oops: I was very tired, lacking sleep and the visions were overwhelming my at every turn. :?

I have come to accept my crazy past...and I don't mind talking it over because I think i have helped many people in certain conversations...besides one day I plan to write about all of it, my life would make at least three books/movies...there has been so much to talk about and share, in it. I plan to share it when I am better at writing and when i have more perspective...I study these phenomenon...now, to help me.
I am a better person today than i was before losing my mind.... & I got it back again, so I am sort of glad for what i experienced (i am not upset to admit it)
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Postby tikay » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:35 pm

Unknownsu wrote:Wow, this is amazing! A guide to committing suicide correctly! Wonderful! Why isn't this a sticky topic?


Very sticky....topic but something important to discuss. if we dont talk about these topics...then are we supposed to pretend they will just go away?

I think that the first post was just very creative writing. a friend showing his talent at wicked humor...and lots and lots of people appreciate different kinds of humor. Maybe he will be the next Edgar Allen Poe, or Tom Robbins...if he ever decides to write seriously.
(which might be a good idea for Admiral)...who knows?
ever consider writing books?

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Postby Admiral » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:59 pm

Noo my grammatical skills are very bad.
And I have very bad grades in school, yeah, I'm a big looser, but don't listen to this.

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Postby tikay » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:40 pm

It is all about the idea anyway there are editors to correct the grammer...you could write if you want to. practically anyone with a constant flow of stories or ideas could write love.
who care about grades anyway if you are smart it just shows, and sometimes the grades are all about kissing the teachers ...
feet anyway. sometimes.

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Postby Desislava » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:03 pm

suicide...is an incredibly funny subject...for me and I have been there!


Where have you been? You mean that you have died and got alive again? Oh my..you just got drugged..from the bottom of your feet to the top of your head. If you really comitted a suicide..you wouldn't be writing now, which would be pity, 'cause your stuff is good. But I don't agree here with you. And one of the effects of LSD is to cause hallucinations..and they look real. But this doesn't mean they really are. Put your feet on the ground and don't think yourself of a ~ prophet.
As to suicide...it may be looked at it from another point of view. For example...it's been part of Japanese code of honour for centuries [if anyone here's from Japan can really explain it..my knowledge is based on J.Clavell's book 'Shogun']. I mean..it is not seen as an escape, but as a way to prove your dignity if you've failed to fulfill something in your life. It is an act of courage.. and the japanese word for commiting the suicide was "harakiri", i think...and in it people use a special knife, which they stick in their stomach and cut it all. It is hard, and painful, and and only a really brave person can do it, so it proves his value. Everyone can take the pills or jump from the top of his apartment block.

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Postby tikay » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:03 am

Hey! well I am just telling my very american opinion not that every person should agree.
I tried to do it in my weakness and not thinking of others so i see it as selfish even though I know what you are saying.
This is a good thing to debate.

I understand that suicide is having to do with a dignified death...in Japan but pride is different in each country too.

Mine was a horrible experience at the same time as being ecstatic and beautiful at moments.

I was not really drugged, I took the (two lines of Sandoz) myself...drugging myself, because I had been saying NO for three years already...to people who offered it.

I took it at my mothers "dinner party" and she & all her friends were able to come down. I had a different biological make-up and head-space. I would warn those who have traumatic things in the past....that you may find yourself in the same predicament, and wish you had continued to deny yourself that one.
I read shogun many years ago. It is a good book. I think you are right and I did not mean to say my idea was for everyone. iI have many Japanise friends in hawaii.
I tried to kill myself in my youth in various ways many times.
It is sort of Alice in wonderland story.
oh I don't consider myself a teacher...just telling my story in case it is of benefit.

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Postby Desislava » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:24 am

I was not really drugged, I took the (two lines of Sandoz) myself...drugging myself, because I had been saying NO for three years already...to people who offered it


I really can't understand this. I mean..you had hallucinations and you've lost orientation, and you say you've taken the lsd..but in the same time you haven't been drugged...or you just say that it was your choice to get drugged?...but i think it makes no difference whether it is voluntary decision or under the influence of others. Because you've made it after all. And I am a little confused because it seems to me that you accept your hallucionations as something real, that has happened and is part of your life. While in my opinion this was just a product of your mind, influenced by the drug.
I see that you've suffered in your life, and I am sorry. But you should know that bad things happen. Quite often in fact. But imminently they're followed by something good. And it's a matter of patience to visit the small islands of happiness spred among the sea of horror. And remember that we're of the same crew, sailing in one ship. :wink:

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Postby tikay » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:40 pm

How can you say that what I experienced was not real. it was a definate reality at the time...besides all the crazy things that happened are things that are always considerations in the world of science and physics. I have studied it quite a bit and the experience of being a channel of spiritual information is always happening to people the town of Sedona Arizona here in the U.S. is a testament to that. It is full of people who channel and they dont think it is a bunch of horse~ they know it to be truth. Thus when I say that what I went through and fighting in a spiritual warfare Oh I WAS it did happen...it really happened...it happened to me. And although there was much that no one will understand unless they have looked deeply into the esoteric sciences and paranormal...I am a person who since has read up to understand what may have really been going on and all arrows point to the truth of what i was a part of while "hallucinating". If one is so high they lose track of the person they were being behind a veil then does the state they are then in which is very different become a lie or "not truth"? dont know if that is a very good argument but i still believe that what i went through was a reality.
Read up anything about parrellel worlds maybe, to better understand.

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Postby Desislava » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:53 pm

I will, be sure of that. But I will start believing in it when you find a different way to reach this parallel world, because as it is said in the dictionary "LSD usually produces illusions and vivid daydream-like fantasies", have you read this?

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Re: HI

Postby Golfygirl » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:12 am

tikay wrote:How can you say that what I experienced was not real. it was a definate reality at the time...besides all the crazy things that happened are things that are always considerations in the world of science and physics. I have studied it quite a bit and the experience of being a channel of spiritual information is always happening to people the town of Sedona Arizona here in the U.S. is a testament to that. It is full of people who channel and they dont think it is a bunch of horse~ they know it to be truth. Thus when I say that what I went through and fighting in a spiritual warfare Oh I WAS it did happen...it really happened...it happened to me. And although there was much that no one will understand unless they have looked deeply into the esoteric sciences and paranormal...I am a person who since has read up to understand what may have really been going on and all arrows point to the truth of what i was a part of while "hallucinating". If one is so high they lose track of the person they were being behind a veil then does the state they are then in which is very different become a lie or "not truth"? dont know if that is a very good argument but i still believe that what i went through was a reality.
Read up anything about parrellel worlds maybe, to better understand.


I have a question. When we are a sleep and dream--who is doing the dreaming?

While learning to play golf, my husband taught me a lot about my subconscious. Our subconscious plays a big roll in how we respond to things. Most of the time we aren't even aware of just how much our subconscious plays a major roll in our lives.

On another note about dreams. Sometimes I have dreamed and learned how to do something I never knew how to do. Where does that come from? Sometimes I get inlightenments through dreams. I think thats wonderful.

I am a believer in one God almighty and his son Jesus Christ. I believe that God gives us spiritual guidance.


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