An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to
speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an
on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his
starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When
finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was
Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated
thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and
Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to
go one better than that English bastard and started his
by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his
before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was
he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my
groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to
go one further than those mainland bastards and started
speech by making an antler symbol above his head,
chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was
"Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest
then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my
saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great