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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:07 pm

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."



I want to ask a question from everyone who read above jok,that is "What is the longest word in the English language"

I am going to answer tomarrow the corect

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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:56 pm

I have no idea...

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:59 pm

RedRose wrote:I have no idea...
dear RedRose very simple think one mor time :(

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:05 pm

it is the word "long"?

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:13 pm

RedRose wrote:it is the word "long"?
you are very inteligent but that's not "long"
the first letter is "S"
hope you will find out soon

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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:22 pm

then it is the word "soon"?? haha!

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:32 pm

RedRose wrote:then it is the word "soon"?? haha!
Th e scound from 5 letters is " m " but that's not " smon" hahaha,find the 3 rest letters :shock:

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:49 pm

smooth??

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:50 pm

small? :cry:

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:56 pm

RedRose wrote:small? :cry:

I have to tell you the 3rd one," I "
dont want me to tell the 4th

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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:57 pm

I am lost. He asked what the longest word in English is?

I think I already heard that joke but I completely forgot Image Image

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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:59 pm

it is "smile", "simle" is long if u wants to smile, you can smile forever!

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:04 pm

Dixie wrote:I am lost. He asked what the longest word in English is?

I think I already heard that joke but I completely forgot Image Image
longest word in eglish consist of 5 letters,if you review the convorsation betveen RedRose and me youll find out 2 letter remines to be cpmpleted this longest word

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:10 pm

SIMLE! SIMLE!

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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:10 pm

Image

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:10 pm

its alittle bit late but no p
well done :lol:

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:38 pm

haha! what a great joke teller you are!

Hope that you will post more jokes here! I am waiting!

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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:59 pm

I had forgotten Image

:D:D:D:D

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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:07 pm

Don't do it! Dixie!

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Postby tondar » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:13 pm

Dixie wrote:I had forgotten Image

:D:D:D:D

I wanted just to put an smile at your lips,dont do this kind of PLEASE :oops:

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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:19 pm

Dixie wrote:I had forgotten Image

:D:D:D:D


yeah, Dixie, if you Image, then I and tondar will both ImageImage


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