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Postby jonrey10 » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:16 pm

That car is an Austin MiniCooper designed with big breasts... :D
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c",) I'm here... all the way c",)

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Postby RedRose » Thu Oct 07, 2004 12:29 am

yes, it is a sexy Austin :lol:

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Postby jonrey10 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:45 pm

as sexy as RedRose... :D
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Postby RedRose » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:50 pm

haha! I wish!

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Postby jonrey10 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:53 pm

You will look sexy if you're driving that car... :lol: :D
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Postby RedRose » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:00 pm

honey, in last month, I ever wanted buy a car and to learn driving, but my friends all advised me that I should give up learning driving for other people's safeties and happiness. coz I once bumped into a person badly as I was riding a bike! so I highly doubt I can drive a car well :lol:

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Postby jonrey10 » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:02 pm

You can, just be confident. :D
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Postby RedRose » Thu Oct 07, 2004 2:04 pm

I will keep trying, thanks Jon :wink:

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Postby Dixie » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:12 pm

I thought you could drive, Rose :roll:

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Postby RedRose » Sat Oct 16, 2004 5:07 pm

Thank you, dear dixie.

actually, in last several days, I learned driving hard. and I found a theorem: when you try to avoid something, unfortunately, you must crash into it! that is undoubted!

I crashed almost all roadblocks when I learned driving! my drving coach seemed very disappointed, however, he kept encouraging me:"Don't worry, you can learn driving well, and we both should make efforts! I mean, I should make an effort to teach you well"

wow, what a patient coach! :lol:

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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:55 am

Indeed Image

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Postby RedRose » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:32 pm

A sailor came home from a secret two year mission
only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious,
he was determined to track down the father to
extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this
then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"
she snapped.

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Postby francine » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:35 pm

RedRose wrote:A sailor came home from a secret two year mission
only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious,
he was determined to track down the father to
extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this
then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"
she snapped.

naughty girl!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby RedRose » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:40 pm

you meant me or the sailor's wife? :lol:

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Postby francine » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:17 pm

RedRose wrote:you meant me or the sailor's wife? :lol:
both! hehe. joke... what i mean is the sailor's wife. :wink:
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Postby RedRose » Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:23 pm

Q: Why do men pay more than women for car
insurance?
A: Because women don't get blow jobs while
they're driving.

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Postby Dixie » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:35 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :P :D :D


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