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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:25 am

It's quite a bad joke but here it goes...




> The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and
went to heaven.
> At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good
man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang
out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a
minute
and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
> St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God
recognised Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented
motorcycles, eh?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented:
"Well,
what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes
noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"
> Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman?"
> God said, "Ah, yes."
> "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
design flaws in your invention:
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
> 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
> God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
it.
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."

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Postby francine » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:00 pm

good joke! ImageImageImageImageImage
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Postby RedRose » Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:40 pm

hahahahaha! I just couldn't help laughing for this joke! On listening to my laughter, my parents, who were in the adjoining room, ran into my room and demanded me to go to bed! :lol:

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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:01 pm

Hahahahah really?????????????? :D:D:D

RedRose

Postby RedRose » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:02 pm

yes, I have to sleep :cry: or my parents will start complaining... :lol: see ya :wink:

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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:53 pm

Thanks :oops: But, isn't it a little bit sexist?

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Postby francine » Fri Oct 29, 2004 6:59 pm

Dixie wrote:Thanks :oops: But, isn't it a little bit sexist?

a li'l bit? a lot! but we'll just take it as a joke. :wink: :lol:
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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:01 pm

That's why I was hesitating at the moment of posting it. :roll: Sorry.

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Postby galicano » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:06 pm

Dixie wrote:That's why I was hesitating at the moment of posting it. :roll: Sorry.


rock on!
I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!


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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:07 pm

Look! a galicano! :D

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Postby galicano » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:09 pm

Dixie wrote:Look! a galicano! :D


am i a thing? hehehehe. object oriented GJ!
I'll slice you...
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I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!




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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:10 pm

I tried to post an image as my signature but I couldn't! How did you do that?

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Postby francine » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:27 pm

galicano wrote:
Dixie wrote:Look! a galicano! :D


am i a thing? hehehehe. object oriented GJ!

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i just can't stop laughing.. oh my god... Image is galicano a thing? why did you put 'a' before his name (galicano)? Image
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Postby galicano » Fri Oct 29, 2004 7:48 pm

Dixie wrote:I tried to post an image as my signature but I couldn't! How did you do that?

just pute the following without the double asterisk
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I'll slice you...
I'll dice you...
I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!




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Postby Dixie » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:04 pm

francine wrote:Why you put 'a' before his name (galicano)? Image


I was just kidding, you guys have no sense of humor! :D

Anyway, Galicano, I didn't get your explanation :D

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Postby galicano » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:16 pm

Dixie wrote:
francine wrote:Why you put 'a' before his name (galicano)? Image


I was just kidding, you guys have no sense of humor! :D

Anyway, Galicano, I didn't get your explanation :D



don't. hahahahaha.
I'll slice you...
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I'll chop you into pieces!! hiyah!




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