I have no girlfriend. HIC HIC. :(
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I have no girlfriend. HIC HIC. :(
My name is Thanh. I'm from Vietnamese. I have a lot of friends but no girlfriends. I feel so lonely. I need a real close friend to me. My life will be a long boring day.
I'd like to take my girlfriend out. I'll take her to the park, together walk under the blue blue trees. I'll stand her a drink. I'll take her to a cinema. But why I still don't have any girlfriend? Hic Hic.
I play with my friend really well. I'm not very handsome but somehow not too ugly. I'm generous. Maybe the girls don't like me because I haven't much money ? I ain't rich. But I'll do anything I can to please my friend.
Hic Hic. Please help me. I'm too lonely
I'd like to take my girlfriend out. I'll take her to the park, together walk under the blue blue trees. I'll stand her a drink. I'll take her to a cinema. But why I still don't have any girlfriend? Hic Hic.
I play with my friend really well. I'm not very handsome but somehow not too ugly. I'm generous. Maybe the girls don't like me because I haven't much money ? I ain't rich. But I'll do anything I can to please my friend.
Hic Hic. Please help me. I'm too lonely
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I think a girlfriend is not a serial ware.
I mean, the reason why you want to find a girlfriend is not: I want to have a girlfriend, so I want one. Because then you make yourself to a serial ware without any good requirements.
Only if you know a lot about the girl, have spend a lot of time with her, and if you still think she doesn't have any mistakes, then you have found the right one.
Normally, the right one will automatically be your girlfriend.
The last advice I give you is: This
I mean, the reason why you want to find a girlfriend is not: I want to have a girlfriend, so I want one. Because then you make yourself to a serial ware without any good requirements.
Only if you know a lot about the girl, have spend a lot of time with her, and if you still think she doesn't have any mistakes, then you have found the right one.
Normally, the right one will automatically be your girlfriend.
The last advice I give you is: This
is shi-t. If you are together with her, you both will automatically agree what you want to do.I'd like to take my girlfriend out. I'll take her to the park, together walk under the blue blue trees. I'll stand her a drink. I'll take her to a cinema.
Buddha wrote:Love is neither a memory, nor a dream. Only in the present, here and now, we can really love.
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The girls don't want you because they are waiting for me instead. Sorry but I can not help you in this. You know girls.....a mind of their own. I never bother to try to change a womans mind. That would be just plain silly, wouldn't it! You will just have to try harder to be more like me. Well good luck with it all and remember to floss after brushing.
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selfish !danyet wrote:The girls don't want you because they are waiting for me instead. Sorry but I can not help you in this. You know girls.....a mind of their own. I never bother to try to change a womans mind. That would be just plain silly, wouldn't it! You will just have to try harder to be more like me. Well good luck with it all and remember to floss after brushing.
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And I stupid thought to go to shower and also shave beard! But it doesn't make sense, until you breath isn't?danyet wrote:The girls don't want you because they are waiting for me instead. Sorry but I can not help you in this. You know girls.....a mind of their own. I never bother to try to change a womans mind. That would be just plain silly, wouldn't it! You will just have to try harder to be more like me. Well good luck with it all and remember to floss after brushing.
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You need to get your hands of him. I'm sick of you going after his every post. What are you trying to prove, you like him better than me? Oh please, no one likes him better than me, okay. Back off! My canon is loaded!fortminor wrote:selfish !danyet wrote:The girls don't want you because they are waiting for me instead. Sorry but I can not help you in this. You know girls.....a mind of their own. I never bother to try to change a womans mind. That would be just plain silly, wouldn't it! You will just have to try harder to be more like me. Well good luck with it all and remember to floss after brushing.
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Oh? So, you think it is "fun" and games being Protector Of The Universe".....hmmm! Well. I'll tell you, buster, it is a lot of hard work looking after some of the pre-schoolers and numbskulls here can be downright frustrating. But you would not know about that, would you? You and your Social Elitist friends think that the punch bowl will always be full don't you. Well, what if I was to go on a holiday? What then? Who would see that you had plenty of Gin to go with your tonic or that there were no pot holes in your polo fields or the trollops you invite to your cocktail parties would even show up on time. Nobody, that's who. So listen, bucko, you just leave Mr Danyet out this and let him carry on with his never ending and unrewarding business of saving the Universe.
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Well what I was actually mean was, that since all girls waiting for daniet. It's no diffrent how much my foots stink.. and because of that. It would be waste of time to wash them. What you thought then? That i wanna to come to kill you? You have a paranoia for everyone who have beard isn't? I'm just lazy.
Anyway seems that in Estonia is a lot of free girlfriends for eveyone. Since here is no men. Actually that is what newspaper told. Estonian girls marry with forgeins because here is no men. So everyone who wanna have a nice blonde Estonian girlfriend are welcome here.
btw: Danyet how that happend that you was not participated here in Erna military competition. Did you chicken out?
Anyway seems that in Estonia is a lot of free girlfriends for eveyone. Since here is no men. Actually that is what newspaper told. Estonian girls marry with forgeins because here is no men. So everyone who wanna have a nice blonde Estonian girlfriend are welcome here.
btw: Danyet how that happend that you was not participated here in Erna military competition. Did you chicken out?
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Hahaha! nice, nice! I'm gonna pack my brother's things up and send him with the next flight to Estonia! then i can go to Ukraine without trouble!! :PHardi wrote: Anyway seems that in Estonia is a lot of free girlfriends for eveyone. Since here is no men. Actually that is what newspaper told. Estonian girls marry with forgeins because here is no men. So everyone who wanna have a nice blonde Estonian girlfriend are welcome here.
so you are not a man? :DAnyway seems that in Estonia is a lot of free girlfriends for eveyone. Since here is no men. Actually that is what newspaper told. Estonian girls marry with forgeins because here is no men. So everyone who wanna have a nice blonde Estonian girlfriend are welcome here.
joke brother, peace
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I dont like him or any one . answerin everybody's posts doesn't mean that I like 'em or not . I just said my opinion about wot he's written . are you his counsellor ? If so , you'r doing your job well , cause everytime follow my posts toward him and start to defend .LennyeTran wrote:You need to get your hands of him. I'm sick of you going after his every post. What are you trying to prove, you like him better than me? Oh please, no one likes him better than me, okay. Back off! My canon is loaded!fortminor wrote:selfish !danyet wrote:The girls don't want you because they are waiting for me instead. Sorry but I can not help you in this. You know girls.....a mind of their own. I never bother to try to change a womans mind. That would be just plain silly, wouldn't it! You will just have to try harder to be more like me. Well good luck with it all and remember to floss after brushing.
I think we are all friends here ,seems it is not your opinion though !
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Well if asking from me, then I am, but refer to newspaper. I'm a drunkard, or a jerk, or a handicap, or loser.. or maybe all above.. or already maried.Admiral wrote:so you are not a man? :DAnyway seems that in Estonia is a lot of free girlfriends for eveyone. Since here is no men. Actually that is what newspaper told. Estonian girls marry with forgeins because here is no men. So everyone who wanna have a nice blonde Estonian girlfriend are welcome here.
joke brother, peace
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I don't care. If you keep following his posts like I do, I will assume that you like him. If you don't like this thought, bite me!fortminor wrote: I dont like him or any one . answerin everybody's posts doesn't mean that I like 'em or not . I just said my opinion about wot he's written . are you his counsellor ? If so , you'r doing your job well , cause everytime follow my posts toward him and start to defend .
I think we are all friends here ,seems it is not your opinion though !
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LennyeTran wrote:I don't care. If you keep following his posts like I do, I will assume that you like him. If you don't like this thought, bite me!fortminor wrote: I dont like him or any one . answerin everybody's posts doesn't mean that I like 'em or not . I just said my opinion about wot he's written . are you his counsellor ? If so , you'r doing your job well , cause everytime follow my posts toward him and start to defend .
I think we are all friends here ,seems it is not your opinion though !
so I'll do it
it remind me this sms :
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I'll have to take a bite of u.
:D
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No It's not me,Its one of Hilary Duff's pics!sorry I dont have her E-mail Address! she's my favourite singer and actor , and she's 19 , just like me ! :)Admiral wrote:I think you don't mind me going offtopic, because it's already a little offtopic.
fortminor is it you on the photo? And if not do you know that girl's e-mail address?
I'm joking
P.S. would you please tell me Tingting's E-mail Address? I think I have to report her something about her lovemate!
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girlfriend
i think everybody can have this !! but first important ; must be know well what you want and know look around of you :) sometimes you can find her near of you ... good luck
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Try to be cool man.
Don't talk more than needed, talk as long as needed.
Create your own style.Maybe you say:'I am a relaxed man, so I don't need to seem like a cute man, that's my style!'
Find a girl that you want to tell love words, than look in her eyes.When she looks at you, escape your eyes, then look again.Make this for a time that you decide how long.Then look into her eyes very long indeed and don't escape your eyes when she looks.
So, she knows that you have some interest in her.Tell her she looks more beautiful than a princess.Tell her:'your eyes like well, I'm falling, I'll bleed, but still I don't want to save me from that!'
Here your new girlfriend :D :D :D
Any other help?
Don't talk more than needed, talk as long as needed.
Create your own style.Maybe you say:'I am a relaxed man, so I don't need to seem like a cute man, that's my style!'
Find a girl that you want to tell love words, than look in her eyes.When she looks at you, escape your eyes, then look again.Make this for a time that you decide how long.Then look into her eyes very long indeed and don't escape your eyes when she looks.
So, she knows that you have some interest in her.Tell her she looks more beautiful than a princess.Tell her:'your eyes like well, I'm falling, I'll bleed, but still I don't want to save me from that!'
Here your new girlfriend :D :D :D
Any other help?
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Re: I have no girlfriend. HIC HIC. :(
Don't be so disappointed! One day you will find your half a remained heart from the real one!!! I hope so.
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What are you interested? Is it something girls wouldn't wanna hear on a first date? If not, why don't you wanna talk about ANYTHING that you are interested in to a girl?danyet wrote:Why? Because I am cuddley... and when I am with a girl I make sure to never talk about ANYTHING that I am interested in! That's why.
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It is the number 1 rule of dating for men. "Women are not interested in anything but themselves, so keep the conversation simple. NO TALK OF DEFENDING THE UNIVERSE! If you want to get invited back to her place you had better keep the conversation "warm and fuzzy".LennyeTran wrote:What are you interested? Is it something girls wouldn't wanna hear on a first date? If not, why don't you wanna talk about ANYTHING that you are interested in to a girl?danyet wrote:Why? Because I am cuddley... and when I am with a girl I make sure to never talk about ANYTHING that I am interested in! That's why.