Telephone operator said to man. Sir we have huge progressed and aggendizement in our telephone line. Whereever you want you can keep the celerity communication.
Man: Really then dail the number of HEAVEN man said.
Telephone Operator: Why not sir, there you go and enjoy the talk
...> Hello how are you gentleman?
....> we are very happy here. Everyside is peace, cozy we have been enjoying here very much when have we kept the step in heaven.
.....> ohh really bye
Man. Now talk to anyone from the hell to me
....> how are you gentelmen?
....> oh uff outtt don't ask me gentleman there are bad circumstance. Everywhere people are trying to kill one another.
Man said to operator: How much money should I give.
..> for talking in HEAVEN Fifty rupees and for talking in Hell five rupees.
..>because the hell call was local:D