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Withdraws cash from ATM

Postby Dhvanesh » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:26 pm

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.



1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM





1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on
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Postby MissLT » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:39 pm

Replace that ATM word for shopping and you'll have one of my cousins. This is why I always "I'm having a headache" when she asks me to go shopping with her.

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Postby Dixie » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:47 am

Man, I must be a boy then.

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Postby Dhvanesh » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:40 pm

LennyeTran wrote:Replace that ATM word for shopping and you'll have one of my cousins. This is why I always "I'm having a headache" when she asks me to go shopping with her.


Wow! This joke is really happened with you. This is really happened often when girls go for shopping or something else. isn't it?

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Postby MissLT » Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:24 pm

Yeah, just that cousin. She even checks herself every time she stops at the red light. Every light. I haven't seen her misses one. Other girls I know don't check the mirror in the car that often.

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Postby Another_One » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:13 pm

very funny

poor girls .... loooooooooool
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Postby uniquelynn » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:00 pm

I think I read about this joke somewhere before. But it's funny indeed.

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Postby Bassam » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:09 pm

COOOOOOl. that's soooo real
thank u Dhvanesh,,, :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:51 pm

Girls !!!!

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Postby Sunnypk » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:27 am

Totally girls are disappear

really is that right

well very funny

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Postby rivulet » Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:45 pm

I don't think this story is funny coz i am a girl :cry:

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So funny not to be funny.

Postby Bambang » Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:25 pm

Dear Rivulet,

You are so funny by saying that this joke is not funny.

Funny for not being funny.
Ha ha ha ...

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Re: Withdraws cash from ATM

Postby Krisi » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:48 pm

it's very funny!!! :lol: (I think it's quite true...)
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Re: Withdraws cash from ATM

Postby sweethuman » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:38 am

Krisi wrote:it's very funny!!! :lol: (I think it's quite true...)


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