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Some funny jokes

Postby Annaa » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:35 am

THE DOCTOR

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."




Neighbor

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.






Student


Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself




The teacher


Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"




The leg

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"



Pretty ugly


Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.






Man vs women



Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.




Walk

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...




Teacher


Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby sweetmaria » Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:21 pm

Hahahah.. I like specially that with the "Neighbor" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby Annaa » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:43 pm

sweetmaria wrote:Hahahah.. I like specially that with the "Neighbor" :lol: :lol: :lol:



I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here :-D .
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby angeleyez » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:44 pm

hahaha :lol: :lol: Funny jokes.. Thanks for sharing these jokes... {-:
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby sweetmaria » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:04 pm

Annaa wrote:I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here :-D .


Thx..
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby Annaa » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:23 am

sweetmaria wrote:
Annaa wrote:I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here :-D .


Thx..

U r welcome ;-) ;-)
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby sweetmaria » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:41 pm

Annaa wrote:
sweetmaria wrote:
Annaa wrote:I liked them a lot nd I wanted 2 share with friends here :-D .


Thx..

U r welcome ;-) ;-)


:-D :-D :-D
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby sweets » Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:10 pm

i like them so much spicailly this
"Man vs women



Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you."

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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby Annaa » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:39 am

sweets wrote:i like them so much spicailly this
"Man vs women



Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you."

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers





:lol: :lol: :lol: I also like this a lot
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby allison » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:21 am

hilarious! Thanks Annaa. :-)
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby Annaa » Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:39 pm

allison wrote:hilarious! Thanks Annaa. :-)




No problem,u r welcome ;-)
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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby Annaa » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:33 am

allison wrote:hilarious! Thanks Annaa. :-)




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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby sweethuman » Sun May 15, 2011 10:28 am

:-D :-D

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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby Lexori » Sun May 15, 2011 7:23 pm

haha a lot of funny jokes. I cracked up from a few of them.

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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby ethanehunt » Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:22 am

A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she’s given you two $100 bills. Now, here’s where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner?"

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Re: Some funny jokes

Postby abeera » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:19 am

Hi..............
Nice sharing Dear.I like all jokes.
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