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Short jokes...

Postby angeleyez » Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:03 pm

Here some short and funny Jokes {-:

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Please... Correct me if I have a spelling mistake !

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Annaa » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:48 am

[quote="angeleyez"]Here some short and funny Jokes {-:

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

I like this a lot,I have heard it before but still when I read it makes me laugh :lol: :lol: .
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Re: Short jokes...

Postby angeleyez » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:30 pm

heheh... yeah..
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Postby Krisi » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:51 am

angeleyez wrote:A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.


:lol: :lol: :lol: funniest!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I had a hard time figuring it out!!! :shock: :!!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :geek:
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Re: Short jokes...

Postby denvinbo » Sat Jun 21, 2008 4:21 am

angeleyez wrote:Here some short and funny Jokes {-:

__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

__________________________
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

__________________________
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

__________________________
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Short jokes...

Postby sweetmaria » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:20 pm

I like them.. really good..

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Short jokes...

Postby angeleyez » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:57 pm

I'm happy, cuz U all like it {-: {-: :mrgreen:
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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Lock » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:09 pm

a boy and a girl in a bed
girl:
- I must be honest with you. I have a boyfriend.
Boy:
- No problem baby. I also have a boyfriend.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby hanoniks » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:24 am

that's nice jokes :lol:

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby elianna » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:48 pm

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ~?
The bucket.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby ichatfilipina » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:36 pm

nice taxi joke

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Curious » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:55 pm

This is one of my favourite jokes:

At the immigration office:
- Sex?
- Three times a week.
- No... I mean: male or female?
- It doesn't matter...

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby abnerjack » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:57 am

Really so interesting..................

funny jokes bring makes people feel freeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby aaronmark » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:04 am

it will be true that Sharing jokes distract you from all negative things.

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby AdinWilliam » Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:00 am

angeleyez wrote:__________________________
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

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This one was mind blowing. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby samparker » Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:45 am

hahah all are nice jokes

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Re: Short jokes...

Postby Andreswright » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:25 am

@angeleyez !! hahaha nice jokes.

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Postby reindeer » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:04 pm

Present, Past and Future have been to the bar. That was tense!


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