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Postby ukkel » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:01 pm

A man comes running to the doctor and says: 'Doc, everything hurts'. It really hurts doctor. You have to help me otherwise I commit suicide, I can't resist the pain. :!!:

Doctor:'Where does it hurt, my dear?'
Man:'Everywhere. When I touch my leg it hurts
When I touch my foot it hurts
When I press on my belly, it hurs drametically.
Doctor, what is it that hurts me so much?'

Doctor:'Well, that's no so difficult. Your finger is broken' :lol:

I hope you enjoyed it. :mrgreen:

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Re: doctor!!!

Postby sweethuman » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:57 am

I read the same joke in many other posts as well :roll:

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