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A tale of school

Postby baggio » Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:45 am

Pupil : "Are slugs nice to eat, Miss?"
Teacher :"Don't talk about such disguisting things at the dinner table. Get on with your meal and keep quiet."
---------(After Lunch)-----------
Teacher : "Now, what was all that nonsense about slugs?"
Pupil : " Oh, it doesn't matter now, Miss. It's just that there was one in your salad, but it's gone now."


Teacher :" Did you write this poem by yourself?"
Pupil : " Yes, Miss."
Teacher : " Every single word of it?"
Pupil : " Yes, Miss."
Teacher : " Then I 'm delighted to meet you, Emily Bronte "


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Postby Dixie » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:33 am

Hahahahahaha good ones... Especially the first one!! It made me laugh!!

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Postby Elfin » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:27 am

So funny...I love them both

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Re: A tale of school

Postby sweethuman » Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:29 am


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Re: A tale of school

Postby gursikh » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:07 am

Amazing joke, thanks for it.

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