A Confident Man
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
‘No’, he replies, ‘I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.’
The intrigued woman says, ‘A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?’
‘It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ‘ he explains.
‘What’s it telling you now?’
‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…’
The woman giggles and replies, ‘Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!’
The man explains, ‘Damn thing must be an hour fast.’