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Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed?

He couldn't control his pupils.

This pun is a play on the noun "pupil", which has two meanings.

pupil (noun)
1) student
2) the small, black, circular hole in the middle of the eye

cross-eyed (adjective): having one or both eyes turned inwards towards the nose

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