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Waiter, waiter, will the pancakes be long?

No, sir. Round.

This pun is a play on the adjective "long", which has several different meanings, including:

long (adjective)
1) lasting or taking a great amount of time
2) measuring a great distance from end to end

pancake (noun): a thin, flat cake, usually circular or round in shape
round (adjective): circular, not square or rectangular

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