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Funny quotations in English. Select a quote for more details.
He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
I never read a book before reviewing it. It prejudices a man so.
I read part of it all the way through.
It is a secret in the Oxford sense. You may tell it to only one person at a time.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
The girl was beheaded, chopped into pieces and placed in a trunk, but was not interfered with.
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