Quotations based on marriage. Select a quote for more details.
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H L Mencken
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Divorce: the past tense of marriage.
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Marriage is a chain so heavy that it takes two people to carry it - sometimes three.
Variously attributed to Alexandre Dumas and his son Alexandre Dumas
Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance...
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
There are three rings involved with marriage...