Quotations based on men. Select a quote for more details.
A hard man is good to find.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Rita Mae Brown
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.