Slang Quiz: Insulting 5

This quiz tests you on insulting slang.

1. dag

If someone is often called a dag, they are probably

a. an unfashionable Australian

b. a bad-tempered American

c. a dirty Englishman

2. dork

A young person who is called a dork is probably

a. good at sports

b. not good at relating to people

c. clever at maths and science

3. freak

Joe said he saw all these freaks with strange hair-styles, tattoos and pierced noses and lips at the

a. accountant's convention

b. punk music concert

c. old folk's home

4. goose (1)

We went to a restaurant last night and the waiter was such a goose. He was

a. very helpful

b. really fat

c. so forgetful

5. lardass

People started calling Benny a lardass when he began to

a. work in a lard factory

b. put on a lot of weight

c. take dance lessons

6. nut | nutter

A person could be called a nut or a nutter if they

a. love eating nuts

b. have lots of lovers

c. behave strangely

7. sicko

People are called "sickos" if they are

a. often sick

b. medical professionals

c. extremely cruel and sadistic

8. tight-ass

A person who's often called a "tight-ass" is probably

a. very strict

b. really thin

c. quite relaxed

9. wanker

Michael gets called a wanker because he sometimes seems to think that he's

a. better than other people

b. dumber than other people

c. funnier than other people

10. zero

Someone might be called a zero if they have

a. done very little in life

b. done a great deal in life

c. saved no money in life

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1. dag - If someone is often called a dag, they are probably: a) an unfashionable Australian b) a bad-tempered American c) a dirty Englishman

2. dork - A young person who is called a dork is probably: a) good at sports b) not good at relating to people c) clever at maths and science

3. freak - Joe said he saw all these freaks with strange hair-styles, tattoos and pierced noses and lips at the: a) accountant's convention b) punk music concert c) old folk's home

4. goose (1) - We went to a restaurant last night and the waiter was such a goose. He was: a) very helpful b) really fat c) so forgetful

5. lardass - People started calling Benny a lardass when he began to: a) work in a lard factory b) put on a lot of weight c) take dance lessons

6. nut | nutter - A person could be called a nut or a nutter if they: a) love eating nuts b) have lots of lovers c) behave strangely

7. sicko - People are called "sickos" if they are: a) often sick b) medical professionals c) extremely cruel and sadistic

8. tight-ass - A person who's often called a "tight-ass" is probably: a) very strict b) really thin c) quite relaxed

9. wanker - Michael gets called a wanker because he sometimes seems to think that he's: a) better than other people b) dumber than other people c) funnier than other people

10. zero - Someone might be called a zero if they have: a) done very little in life b) done a great deal in life c) saved no money in life

Contributor: Matt Errey