number one

This page is about the euphemism number one


urine, or liquid waste from the body

For example

  • Do you need to do number one or number two?

  • Just number one, so I can do it behind that tree over there.

Normally used when speaking with children about going to the toilet.

Quick Quiz

If you do "number one", it'll be

a. solid

b. liquid

c. smelly

Contributor: Matt Errey