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number two

Meaning: faeces, or solid waste from the body

For example:

  • What do you need to do? Number one or number two?

  • I have to do number two, daddy. And badly!

Note: Normally used when speaking to children.

Quick Quiz:

After doing "number two", you'll need to

a. wipe your bottom

b. wipe your mouth

c. wipe your floor

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Contributor: Matt Errey