since 1997, the world's premier FREE website for learners + teachers of English

number two

This page is about the euphemism number two

Meaning

faeces, or solid waste from the body

For example

  • What do you need to do? Number one or number two?

  • I have to do number two, daddy. And badly!

Note:
Normally used when speaking to children.

Quick Quiz

After doing "number two", you'll need to

a. wipe your bottom

b. wipe your mouth

c. wipe your floor

Contributor: Matt Errey