number two

This page is about the euphemism number two


faeces, or solid waste from the body

For example

  • What do you need to do? Number one or number two?

  • I have to do number two, daddy. And badly!

Normally used when speaking to children.

Quick Quiz

After doing "number two", you'll need to

a. wipe your bottom

b. wipe your mouth

c. wipe your floor

Contributor: Matt Errey