Who is the biggest pervert on EC!
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- Unknownsu
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Oh, come on, it's a serious question. I know you know what I mean so answer the friggin question!!!!! Your answer will ultimately lead to the welfare of mankind.
For those who are unsure who to vote for, I will help you by writing a normal conversation between Redrose and I:
Su: "Hey, Red, I saw a couple driving down the street today and...."
RR: "Were they having sex?"
Su: "No, they weren't. Then another car came out of a hidden intersection and...."
RR: "Were they having sex?"
Su: "For crying out loud, no, they were not having sex!! Anyhow, the cars collided and an elderly woman immediately went for aid
while..."
RR: "Did the old lady go and pay for sex?"
Su: "Fine!! Everyone on the street was having sex after the car crash!!! Are you happy now?"
RR: "No."
Su: "And why not? Isn't that what you want?"
RR: "Yes, it's what I want, but no one invited me..."
For those who are unsure who to vote for, I will help you by writing a normal conversation between Redrose and I:
Su: "Hey, Red, I saw a couple driving down the street today and...."
RR: "Were they having sex?"
Su: "No, they weren't. Then another car came out of a hidden intersection and...."
RR: "Were they having sex?"
Su: "For crying out loud, no, they were not having sex!! Anyhow, the cars collided and an elderly woman immediately went for aid
while..."
RR: "Did the old lady go and pay for sex?"
Su: "Fine!! Everyone on the street was having sex after the car crash!!! Are you happy now?"
RR: "No."
Su: "And why not? Isn't that what you want?"
RR: "Yes, it's what I want, but no one invited me..."
ok, here is the following conversation between me and Unknownsu
Su: guess who was invited?
RR: who? moviestar?
Su: No! it was just me! I was invited to have sex by all women except you, and you see, I am always a superman, so I sastified those women one by one with my strong body! unfortunately, I finally worn out, if that wasn't enough, sigh! I got disabled! I ran out of all my energies and power!!! I will be never able to satisfy anyone in the future!! Now are u happy???"
RR:"calm down, Jimmy, maybe the matter isn't as bad as you inmagined. you now just need to see a Doctor, he will advise you something helpful!"
Su:"no way! no Doctor can help me! I have lost my bird! and I even don't know where I lost it! maybe some evil woman ate it off! Those women told me that I had a beautiful bird, but I even didn't knew they would eat it off! cry!!! "
RR:"what about some transplanting operation?"
Su:"No way! what if they transplant an iron stick on my body? that would be terrible! when people around me fight with each other, and if they have no weapons on they hands, they will pull my iron bird out as a weapon!"
RR:"Jimmy, what about a wood stick?"
Su:(crying loudly) No way! No way! get out of here!
the end
Su: guess who was invited?
RR: who? moviestar?
Su: No! it was just me! I was invited to have sex by all women except you, and you see, I am always a superman, so I sastified those women one by one with my strong body! unfortunately, I finally worn out, if that wasn't enough, sigh! I got disabled! I ran out of all my energies and power!!! I will be never able to satisfy anyone in the future!! Now are u happy???"
RR:"calm down, Jimmy, maybe the matter isn't as bad as you inmagined. you now just need to see a Doctor, he will advise you something helpful!"
Su:"no way! no Doctor can help me! I have lost my bird! and I even don't know where I lost it! maybe some evil woman ate it off! Those women told me that I had a beautiful bird, but I even didn't knew they would eat it off! cry!!! "
RR:"what about some transplanting operation?"
Su:"No way! what if they transplant an iron stick on my body? that would be terrible! when people around me fight with each other, and if they have no weapons on they hands, they will pull my iron bird out as a weapon!"
RR:"Jimmy, what about a wood stick?"
Su:(crying loudly) No way! No way! get out of here!
the end
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- Lalee
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Red, after reading your last post here. I decided to vote for you. What is it with you and “the bird”? Girl, your mind is really damaged. See? It's not good to watch a lot of porno. I told you so.
That story really crossed the line. I think you are reading too much porno lately.
The Jimmy that I know is not pervert at all. He’s such a great guy. I think you shouldn’t have said things like those in your last post. I know you didn't mean wrong, though.
I cannot deny the fact that your posts are really funny. And the last one was funny, indeed. However, sometimes one needs to think twice after posting something here. You know what I mean.
Don’t get sad because you are the winner of this poll. I don’t understand why you started this poll in the first place anyways. You knew you were going to win, right? Hey, at least you are winning this competition.
That story really crossed the line. I think you are reading too much porno lately.
The Jimmy that I know is not pervert at all. He’s such a great guy. I think you shouldn’t have said things like those in your last post. I know you didn't mean wrong, though.
I cannot deny the fact that your posts are really funny. And the last one was funny, indeed. However, sometimes one needs to think twice after posting something here. You know what I mean.
Don’t get sad because you are the winner of this poll. I don’t understand why you started this poll in the first place anyways. You knew you were going to win, right? Hey, at least you are winning this competition.
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- Unknownsu
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I disagree with Lalee too. Redrose, no one wants you to stop your pervertedness. Keep it up!! It only gives us more reason to make fun of you.
Everyone is perverted in their own way. Essie, however, takes the word "pervert" and makes his own definiton. It's actually kinda scary. If he was part of this contest, I would have voted for him.
Everyone is perverted in their own way. Essie, however, takes the word "pervert" and makes his own definiton. It's actually kinda scary. If he was part of this contest, I would have voted for him.
- Lalee
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Oh, this is what I got when I tried to defend someone. :xUnknownsu wrote:I disagree with Lalee too. Redrose, no one wants you to stop your pervertedness. Keep it up!! It only gives us more reason to make fun of you.
Oh, how depressing. Well, while reading Rose’s last post. I didn’t laugh at her but at you. She was making fun of you as well. Hmm I guess you know that already. I still think her last post was too much. Hmm… I think I’m a bit old- fashioned in my outlook.
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- Unknownsu
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Ok, let me teach you something in English then...
Now, do you want me to take you seriously, or do you want me to act as if you were only joking?
Do you see this sentence here? No matter how you say it, it has a very negative connotation to it.RedRose wrote:Jimmy, I also don't think you should tell me what to do and what not to do.
Do you see this smilie here? It has a positive connotation to it. If you add the two together, you are sending mixed signals.Redrose wrote:
Now, do you want me to take you seriously, or do you want me to act as if you were only joking?
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Ok, here is my thought about this poll.
I am glad that I finally won the championship of perversion. Originally, I thought Unknownsu would win the championship. But I won anyway. it is a surprise to me. I am more pleased than you guys can imagine. actually the word ecstatic is more appropriate to express my true mind than pleased
and thank you guys for voting for me. it isn't an easy work to be a pervert. it requires a creative method and an insistent heart. I am aware that it is hard to keep being a pervert. however, I will do my best at such a hard task.
Actually, I know that Unknownsu deserves the award more than I do. Just because he is good at hiding his true nature. however, I believe that you guys will finally find Unknownsu a huge pervert you see, he is my teacher, and he taught me every perverted thing. so...he is more qualified anyway.
Someday, if you guys find the truth, please take this award from me to Unknownsu. ok? thanks in advance!
I am glad that I finally won the championship of perversion. Originally, I thought Unknownsu would win the championship. But I won anyway. it is a surprise to me. I am more pleased than you guys can imagine. actually the word ecstatic is more appropriate to express my true mind than pleased
and thank you guys for voting for me. it isn't an easy work to be a pervert. it requires a creative method and an insistent heart. I am aware that it is hard to keep being a pervert. however, I will do my best at such a hard task.
Actually, I know that Unknownsu deserves the award more than I do. Just because he is good at hiding his true nature. however, I believe that you guys will finally find Unknownsu a huge pervert you see, he is my teacher, and he taught me every perverted thing. so...he is more qualified anyway.
Someday, if you guys find the truth, please take this award from me to Unknownsu. ok? thanks in advance!
- Lalee
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Lalee, maybe you were honest, so you thought I talked too much on this topic, you could say whatever you wanna say, it is up to you. but from my standpoint, I don't think I could accept some naive and dull "advice". if someone lacks the sense of humor, or he/she isn't sophisticated enough, then it is hard for him/her to get what my posts mean. therefore, my posts are for those who can understand them well. sorry.
and frengo, thank you for your vote
and frengo, thank you for your vote
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!frengo wrote:You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings...Dixie wrote:We know it must be hard!!!RedRose wrote: it isn't an easy work to be a pervert.
frengo!!!! I had never thought of this point until I read your post just now!!! Now my stomachache is so acute! my daughter just asked me:"mom!! are you ok?? mom! please!~ don't laugh like that!!! scary!"
anyway, now I know who is more qualified to be a pervert on EC!!
oh, frengo, thank you! you make my day! I just can't stop laughing!
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Ouch! This is a forum of perverts!!! http://www.englishpervertsclub.comfrengo wrote: You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings...
- essie
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indeed...Dixie wrote:Ouch! This is a forum of perverts!!! http://www.englishpervertsclub.comfrengo wrote: You should be careful using the word "hard" in this post... you know it has many meanings...
- Unknownsu
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Yeah, it's a fun thread but look at the votes, for crying out loud! Other than Redrose, no one voted for me. Was there even competition here?
Ahhhhhhhhhh.....I understand now. Redrose just wanted to gain popularity by making herself known to EC that she, and she alone, is the most perverted person. ;)
Ahhhhhhhhhh.....I understand now. Redrose just wanted to gain popularity by making herself known to EC that she, and she alone, is the most perverted person. ;)
- frengo
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Bull's eye! ;)Unknownsu wrote:Yeah, it's a fun thread but look at the votes, for crying out loud! Other than Redrose, no one voted for me. Was there even competition here?
Ahhhhhhhhhh.....I understand now. Redrose just wanted to gain popularity by making herself known to EC that she, and she alone, is the most perverted person. ;)