Vote here for who you think is EC's funniest member!
Could it be Redrose's perversion?
Could it be Dixie's naïveté?
Maybe it's Elba's creativity?
Or Frengo's coooool style?
Cast your votes today to see who is the most popular amongst the EC community!!!
I'm sure there are many more funny people out there but my knowledge of members is limited so forgive me.
Oh, one member shouldn't be there but he seems to complain all the time about not being a valid contestant so I entered his name out of pity. Yes, I am talking about Essie.
Please Note: The runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Redrose and the second runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Dixie. No purchase necessary since all rules were set by me. Questions and complaints can be sent via PM to Essie as he will address them. Make sure you use a lot of swearing to get through to him, he's pretty stubborn. Offer ends 03.06.05.
Umm… I wonder why your name is not included there. I think you are the funniest member.
Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have. Yeah, he always makes me laugh with his stories
We've got many funny members here, but there is one that makes me laugh ALWAYS. From the day I first joined EC until now, her posts always brighten up my day, so my vote is for my sweet RedRose.
See, Jimmy? The audience is cheering! “Three cheers for Jimmy. Hip, hip, hooray!”
I really think your name should be on the list, too. May I ask why didn’t you put your name? Maybe you were afraid to kick some butt. ;)
Unknownsu wrote:Oh, one member shouldn't be there but he seems to complain all the time about not being a valid contestant so I entered his name out of pity. Yes, I am talking about Essie.
He's trying to be funny here. Did anyone laugh??? I CERTAINLY DIDN'T!! In fact... It... it... it... It brought a tear to my eye
Unknownsu wrote:
Please Note: ".... "Questions and complaints can be sent via PM to Essie as he will address them. Make sure you use a lot of swearing to get through to him, he's pretty stubborn.
BTW> I personally don’t think Jimmy is funny at all… I usually laugh at him rather than with or because of him. ;) Soooooo since this poll is about humor and not generosity, I vote for myself. I mean come on!!!! There’s no contest!
Lalee wrote:Now if you are not in the poll, who am I supposed to vote for? I guess voting for Essie is the best option I have.
Voting out of pity.
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I didn’t choose Essie for pity. I honestly think he’s funny. I was about to vote for Red but I recalled she’d already won a poll.
And Jimmy, one more thing, would you mind answering my question? I’ll ask you one more time so that you don’t have to go back to my post. “Why didn’t you include your name in this poll?”
Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaah....
Where on earth did you get that assumption?? Uh oh, never mind.
Well, Essie said “both” Since Essie does not have two heads, I assumed he was talking about his butt.
But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?
essie wrote:my bald head looks better than yours!!
Unknownsu wrote:You? Bald? Head? Which one?
essie wrote:Both of course!
Lalee wrote:Both? Are you talking about your butt? But I thought you had a hairy one.
Lalee wrote:But I think I’m wrong because his butt is hairy. Could you tell me what you guys were referring to?
There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.
And what the hell??? How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)
essie wrote:There's an English saying... "Men think with two heads". That should answer your question.
Holy, blunt enough! Why don't you just spell it out already! Have you no shame?
essie wrote:How would you know if my butt is hairy or not!? hmmm Did you make that assumption because I'm Persian or because of Jimmy and his sexual fantasies about me? For your information, it is not… ;)
It is not because you pulled out the lawn mower yesterday!
same here. a Chinese saying: "a man has two brains, the elder one is his real brain, the young one is his bird. and the elder one always do anything according to the young one' order!"
Dixie wrote:
There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"
Dixie, I know that saying, too. And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.
Dixie wrote:
There's a Spanish saying... "Men think with their penis"
Dixie, I know that saying, too. And it’s so true. Men just think with their penis. I don’t know why they have a brain if that “little” part of their bodies always tells them what to do.
Men think with their brains, but the other head only gives suggestions. How much the man listens all depends on how week he is.
idalia wrote:I liked to be a secret admirer but I don't wanT to be in the darkness any longer, so I'll say it wide open you are the funniest one ;) ;)
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Take a look at this, Idalia. “Please Note: The runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Redrose and the second runner-up will receive a T-shirt from Dixie.”Isn’t my Jimmy the greatest? I really laughed pretty hard when I read that. He’s so sure of himself!
essie wrote:Wait a minute!! Is Lalee being nice to one of Jimmy's admirers?
Oh, what was I thinking, Essie? Do you think I should get mad at her? Um... Nah, I know my Jimmy. Even though he "might" have many admirers, I know I'm the wife. He's mine!