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DEAR WIFE

Postby mr_Love » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:09 am

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
:evil:




I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. :?



The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:



54 times the sheets were clean

17 times it was too late

49 times you were too tired :cry:

20 times it was too hot

15 times you pretended to be sleep

22 times you had a headache Image

17 times you were afraid of waking the baby

16 times you said you were too sore

12 times it was the wrong time of the month

19 times you had to get up early

9 times you said weren't in the mood

7 times you were sunburned

6 times you were watching the late show

5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo Image

3 times you said the neighbors would hear us

9 times you said your mother would hear us



Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: Image



6 times you just laid there

8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling

4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with

7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished Image

1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

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Postby Dixie » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:10 pm

ImageImageImageImageImage poor guy!!!
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Postby chemist » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He's more than poor, he is poor poor poor poor guy, hahahahahahahahh
We'' this is life what to do we should accept it ,hahahahahah
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