I didn't know whether to post it here or in Games and Contests but since it's just a stupid game for laughs I am posting it here.
It's quite simple and funny. You just have to follow these rules:
Step 1: Choose the month when you were born:
January: I danced with
February: I fell in love with
March: I had sex with
April: I touched myself thinking about
May: I kicked
June: I wanted to get married to
July: I sang "Macarena" to
August: I had a romantic dinner with
September: I threw myself wildly upon
October: I took off my pants in front of
November: I called
December: I ran away from
Step 2: Choose the day (number) you were born:
1. A paperclip
2. A hairy monster
3. A gangster
4. A ladle
5. A mobile phone with a "Dragostea Dintei" politone
6. A Japanese woman
7. A dirty old man
8. Your dad
9. My best friend's boyfriend
10. A squirrel
11. An mp3 player
12. A cucumber
13. George W. Bush
14. A teddy bear
15. A seagull
16. A lettuce
17. Your mom
18. Carmen de Mairena
19. A giant mushroom
20. A sock wet with sweat
21. A cigarette pack
22. A fireman
23. a wristwatch
24. A baseball bat
25. A garbage bin
26. A used condom
27. My most hated teacher
28. Felt-tip pen
29. A Kamasutra book
30. A tree
31. A flower
Step 3: Choose the T-shirt color you are wearing right now:
1. White: Because I am retarded.
2. Black: Because I love them more than my mom.
3. Brown: Because I just got a snot stuck on you
4. Naked: Because my nipples were horny horny.
5. Pink: Because I was late for the American Idol casting.
6. Red: Because some strange voices told me to.
7. Blue: Because I am sexy sexy sexy and I do whatever I want.
8. Green: Because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton.
9. Purple: Because your body smell compelled me to.
10. Grey: Because I am a masochist.
11. Yellow: Because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex.
12. Orange: Because I wished so.
13. Other: Because I am like that.
Step 4: Write the final sentence.
Mine is: I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex
A stupid game
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Re: A stupid game
Nice game Dixie!Dixie wrote:I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex
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Your sentence, Krisi!
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Re: A stupid game
You can't keep it a secret, otherwise the game's not fun!
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Re: A stupid game
Dixie wrote:You can't keep it a secret, otherwise the game's not fun!
Let's just wait for other members...
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Re: A stupid game
I had a romantic dinner with a garbage bin because I am like that ..this is mine
If you don`t like me remember it's mind over matter..I don't mind and you don't matter..
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Re: A stupid game
Very good, Annaa!
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Re: A stupid game
Really very stupid game, it's even not funny!
PS. my birthday is 29 January and in hot summer I wear white T-shirt. but I'm not retarded.
PS. my birthday is 29 January and in hot summer I wear white T-shirt. but I'm not retarded.
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Re: A stupid game
I touched myself thinking about a mobile phone with a "Dragostea Dintei" politone because I was late for the American Idol casting.........
I don't think it real.......
I don't think it real.......
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Re: A stupid game
I had a romantic dinner with your mom because I love them more than my mom.
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Re: A stupid game
Denvibo's sentence rocks though he doesn't like it! Nice game Dixie, if playing for the first time, but reading what others write is rather amusing!
My one: I fell in love with a baseball bat because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton
My one: I fell in love with a baseball bat because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton
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Re: A stupid game
I feel in love with a tree because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex.
We're all friends, right?
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Re: A stupid game
Hardi's: I danced with a Kama sutra book because I am retarded. Sounds like you to me, love.Hardi wrote:Really very stupid game, it's even not funny!
PS. my birthday is 29 January and in hot summer I wear white T-shirt. but I'm not retarded.
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Re: A stupid game
hahaha.. what a stupid,-- but funny game...
Mine was: I took off my pants in front of A squirrel Because some strange voices told me to....
hahah
Mine was: I took off my pants in front of A squirrel Because some strange voices told me to....
hahah
Please... Correct me if I have a spelling mistake !
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Re: A stupid game
well
my sentace is
i see a cat dancing with a rat and palying cheese with it's dog
my sentace is
i see a cat dancing with a rat and palying cheese with it's dog
دخلت حياتي كنسمة وخرجت منها كإعصار
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Re: A stupid game
My is: I called a seagull because some strange voice told me to
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Re: A stupid game
Mine is " I called a dirty old man because I wished so !"
Why isn't it a handsome young man
Why isn't it a handsome young man
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Re: A stupid game
Mine is :
The month is March
The date is 5th MARCH
I am wearing White shirt
However I wont mention your words Dixie. I just wrote the answers simply
The month is March
The date is 5th MARCH
I am wearing White shirt
However I wont mention your words Dixie. I just wrote the answers simply
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Re: A stupid game
Not funnysweethuman wrote:Mine is :
The month is March
The date is 5th MARCH
I am wearing White shirt
However I wont mention your words Dixie. I just wrote the answers simply
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Re: A stupid game
I touched myself thinking about A Japanese woman Because I am sexy sexy sexy and I do whatever I want.
Oh my gosh .
I'm girl How I made a date with woman !
Oh my gosh .
I'm girl How I made a date with woman !